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Friday, April 17, 2015

Nose Complications

LBH, we've all had snot issues. And if you haven't yet, you will. Just wait. 

Basically,
Once upon a time there was a 12 year old girl who was getting set apart for a calling in her church. It was allergy season and as the blessing was occurring, her nose began to run quite heavily. Not wanting to disrupt the meeting, she let the nose run. Once the blessing was finished, she realized a 6 inch string of booger was hanging out of her nose. Before anyone noticed, she grabbed it, and hid it in her hand. This would've worked well had the men blessing her not gone for handshakes following the blessing. It was a terrifying experience.

-B.R.

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