I was trying to show off my French to my French neighbor when I asked to borrow his mattress: "Je voudrais emprunter votre maîtresse." As it turns out, the word "maîtresse" means "mistress". When he asked me why I wanted to borrow his "maîtresse", I answered, "to sleep with"!
-F.B.
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