My most embarrassing moment was in high school. I was really sick, but I didn't want to skip school. So I went! Well that was a terrible idea because in the middle of class I felt like throwing up. I got up and rushed to leave class to go to the bathroom. I didn't make it in time and instead threw up on the doorknob of the classroom. It was so embarrassing! I rushed out to the bathroom but my class was trapped in the stinky classroom because no one dared to touch the barf covered doorknob. Eventually my teacher had to use a tissue to free the classroom. While laying in the health room I could hear my class leave the room and complain of the smell.
-K.S.
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Friday, May 1, 2015
Like a Slap to the Face...
One day I was walking from class. There was this big guy. And I mean big. I was just this short little freshman girl and this guy towered over me. Well, he reached out to pat his friend on the back and he missed. Instead, he slapped me in the face and left the biggest red handprint on my cheek. It hurt so bad!
-K.J.S.
When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go.
One time when I was in second grade, I was a new student and so it was really scary. Well anyway I was sitting by the HOTTEST kid in the whole wide world and basically every girl in the second grade was in love with him I think his name was Ethan. Ok so our class was being yelled at because we had a wood-chip fight during recess, but I had to go to the bathroom SO bad. I was super scared to raise my hand and ask the teacher because she was getting mad at us. I could not hold it anymore so i just peed my pants. Now our classroom floor was tile so it just splattered and started to run down the aisle of desks. The boy I was sitting by stood up and announced really loud that i had peed my pants. I started crying and everyone in the class was staring at me while they were laughing. It was so embarrassing and I never liked that boy ever again.
-A.W.
-A.W.
Soccer
When I was 13 I was playing in a soccer game. I was running with the ball and i was right in front of the goal and I tripped.. Also the guy I liked was there watching me.. he left and we lost.
-Anon
-Anon
Don't Dance Like Nobody's Watching
One day, I was walking home from school listening to my music in my headphones suupperr loud. Of course, when a good song comes on you've got to dance, so I did. I was dancing like a crazy person then I hear a honk and the person who honked who a kid that I had the biggest crush on, and now they won't stop teasing me about it. Moral of the story is, don't dance like nobody's watching.
- C.C.
- C.C.
Because Cast are Cool... Right?
When I was in 3rd grade, I sprained my ankle a little because I jumped off the stairs. It didn't hurt a bit, but because I thought having cast was cool, I went to the hospital with my mom and had an examination thing. The doctor told me that nothing was wrong, after taking x rays and stuff, so I cried. I cried for hours begging the doctor to please give me a cast. Next day I got the cast and made everyone sign it.
-S.J.
-S.J.
Tackled
The other day an old friend, who I haven't seen in a few years, invited me to attend his tennis match that was at my school. I had no reason not to go, so I went. My friend Dominique came with me and we set our christmas blankets (they're the comfiest blankets I own) up on the hill; it was the perfect view. As we are waiting for the game to start, I see my friend start to make his way over to us. Thinking that he had seen me and had come to say hi, I jumped up and started to walk to him. The awkward part was, he actually hadn't seen me and walked straight past me to his other buddy. At that point, I felt pretty stupid. But I continued to yell his name, and he finally saw me. He was so excited to see me, he ran to me, threw his arms around me and tackled me down the hill. And there we were- entangled, tumbling down the grass. Now THAT was awkward.
Afterwards, his friend came up to us and said to him, "Heard you tackled a girl down the hill. Nice one. Everyone's talking about it." And I just sat there like, yeah, that girl was me...
Not sure who that was more embarrassing for, me or him.
-Anna
Afterwards, his friend came up to us and said to him, "Heard you tackled a girl down the hill. Nice one. Everyone's talking about it." And I just sat there like, yeah, that girl was me...
Not sure who that was more embarrassing for, me or him.
-Anna
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